If I Were...

If I were a month, I’d be March.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 11pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be forward.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge.
If I were a liquid, I’d be orange squash.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry blossom tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a a spirit level.
If I were a flower, I’d be a oriental lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be calm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a violin.
If I were a color, I’d be electric blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be contented.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be the wind.
If I were a car, I’d be a VW 1927 cream Beetle with red and white interior.
If I were a food, I’d be yummy.
If I were a place, I’d be warm.
If I were a material, I’d be silk jersey.
If I were a taste, I’d be scrumptious.
If I were a scent, I’d be strawberries and cherry blossom.
If I were an object, I’d be a a tin of buttons.
If I were a body part, I’d be your belly button.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be your sleeping face.
If I were a song, I’d be buddy holly - everyday.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be comfortable.